Why Are Men Like Giant 5 Year Olds?


Ok I just want to start out by saying I’m not necessarily bashing my husband or men in general. The hubs is a wonderful husband/father who is generally understanding and supportive. But….fuck

So I am about to leave for my weekly-ish therapist appointment. I have PTSD and a dissociative disorder, due to childhood sexual abuse and trauma.

My husband is very well aware of this. He knows I struggle with it, especially this time of year. He knows I struggle with anything sexual or too intimate. He’s typically my rock

But SOMETIMES he’s a fucking man child.

I just sighed and said I didn’t want to go to my appt. Why? He asks. Because last week was hard. The fact that I even mention it, means it was extremely hard, as I typically avoid mentioning anything. Ever. To anyone.

His solution? Well trolls, I guess he thought to himself “Oh, I know EXACTLY what will make her feel better and take her mind off of therapy and sexual abuse” and then proceeded to pull his junk out of his pants and swing it around, while proudly declaring “I got something hard for you!”

Just….no. Fucking no. And when My only reaction was to roll my eyes, he confidently declared “You like it”

Ladies, I love my husband. As I said, he is a great husband and father. But sometimes, I think he’s slightly retarded.

-Ifitisnther, Reddit post

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    And by the way the article is shit.

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    too true. whenever i see a man i purposefully tone down my language and make soothing “gaga” noises to make sure they don’t use their hard strength and throw a chair or something. Watch out ladies! But even the biggest gorilla can be tamed by one of us beautiful devils!

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    Yes, men are so retarded that they build entire civilisations, while genious women cowered and whored themselves for the crumbs and money.

    Stop writting useless articles like this and report about misoginy in islam and middle east, a place where women really are opressed.

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      I know right? Every single man on the entirety of the earth is “whining about everything”
      Also, “truly shows what men really are”?? Are you fucking kidding me? How can ‘feminists’ constantly bash men while not realizing how they are (YOU are) actually the sexist ones?

      but since feminists don’t argue in the way normal people do
      sock a cock


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